A man come to an automobile shop with an intention to purchase a motor cycle. He asks the shop owner which he will get in free. The Owner answers nothing. On his repeated query and demand for a free item the shop owner told him: Shopowner: Are u married? The customer: No. Shopowner: Then I suggest u to marry a widow and who has a baby. The Customer: Why? Why I shall marry such a widow? Shopowner: Only by marring a widow having a child, u will get a free child. ANd ur urge for free gift can be quenched by this marry. by Anon